Latest press releases from the Deputy Minister of Related But Not As Important Issues (DMRBII).
**URGENT** New study reveals that 99.99% of all socks lost in the wash are actually just one step ahead of the game.
Read more about the Sock Sabotage Scandal**BREAKING** The DMRBII announces a new initiative to combat the scourge of Irrelevant Issues.
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