Welcome to the Department of Randomly Assigned Tasks and Mild Disasters

Where every day is a new opportunity to make things worse, but only slightly.

Sub-Department of Mild Disasters:

Where the stakes are low, but the bureaucracy is high.

Our department is responsible for:

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  • Issuing strongly worded memos to people who are already aware of the issue.
  • Creating new forms to fill out for every little thing.
  • Providing unsolicited advice on how to do the thing we're telling you not to do.
  • We are always looking for ways to improve our service. Please let us know how we can do better.

    Sub-Department of Randomly Assigned Tasks:

    Where the work is never done, and neither are the coffee machines.

    Our department is responsible for:

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  • Taking the scenic route, but only if it's longer and more complicated.
  • Creating new committees to discuss things that have already been discussed.
  • Providing endless cups of stale coffee to fuel our employees' creativity.
  • We are always looking for new ways to make the most of your time.

    Sub-Department of Adjacent Issues | Sub-Department of Related, But Not As Important Issues