Welcome to the Department of Randomly Assigned Tasks and Mild Disasters
Where every day is a new opportunity to make things worse, but only slightly.
Sub-Department of Mild Disasters:
Where the stakes are low, but the bureaucracy is high.
Our department is responsible for:
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Issuing strongly worded memos to people who are already aware of the issue.
Creating new forms to fill out for every little thing.
Providing unsolicited advice on how to do the thing we're telling you not to do.
We are always looking for ways to improve our service. Please let us know how we can do better.
Sub-Department of Randomly Assigned Tasks:
Where the work is never done, and neither are the coffee machines.
Our department is responsible for:
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Taking the scenic route, but only if it's longer and more complicated.
Creating new committees to discuss things that have already been discussed.
Providing endless cups of stale coffee to fuel our employees' creativity.
We are always looking for new ways to make the most of your time.
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Sub-Department of Related, But Not As Important Issues