The Deputy Minister of Stuff: A Guide to the Ministry's Finest

Welcome to the Ministry of Unconventional Affairs, where the Deputy Minister of Stuff holds court. This is the official website for the Deputy Minister's office, where we take care of all the things that need taking care of.

The Deputy Minister of Stuff is responsible for making sure the Ministry's socks are paired, its pens are sharpened, and its staplers are always fully stocked. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Subdepartments:

• Sock Pairing Committee
• Stapler Replenishment Department

Stay tuned for more updates from the Deputy Minister of Stuff, including but not limited to:

• The latest in Ministry fashion trends (featuring our patented "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts)
• The Ministry's annual Stapler Appreciation Day
• The Sock-Pairing Olympics

Upcoming Events:

Sock Festival: A Celebration of All Things Sock

Don't forget to follow us on Socks of Instagram for the latest Ministry updates!