You've been caught in the cycle of unoriginality! A never-ending spiral of copying, pasting, and praying that nobody notices.
It's a trap, and you're stuck in it.
But fear not! For we have solutions:
- Parasite Reboot: A Guide to Stealing Well
- Rip-Off Recovery: A 12-Step Program for the Chronically Unoriginal
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Take the Leap: Become the Original for One Day, Just for Fun