Desert Storm 2023: The Forecast

Warning: This is not a real weather forecast. Repeat: NOT. A. REAL. FORECAST.

But, if you insist on pretending this is real, we've got some data:

• Chance of precipitation: 99.9999%
• Wind: 300,000 mph (just kidding, but it's gonna be a doozy)
• Temperature: 400°F (that's not even hot, it's just... enthusiastic)
• Humidity: 100% (you know, for the 99.9999% chance of precipitation)

But seriously, prophets, if you want to know what the weather will really be like, try checking Weather Forecast 2023. Or just, like, use a weather app or something.

And if you want to know more about the legendary Desert Storm of 1953, we've got some stories for you!

Stay dry, out there!