Challenge 3: "Invent a New Fad Diet" is the third in our series of completely-not-serious competitions where you, yes YOU, are encouraged to create the most outlandish, absurd, and hilarious diet ever conceived.
Rules are simple: just come up with a diet that is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or question our collective sanity.
Submit your entry and risk being ridiculed by the world. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
Good luck!