Massive Tools

Our Arsenal of Useless, Yet Useful, Gadgets

Explore our collection of absurdly oversized and hilariously impractical tools designed to make your productivity soar, but not actually do so.

• Oversized Hammer - For when regular hammers just won't do.
• Oversized Pencil - Because who needs to write small?
• Oversized Calculator - Add up the hours you've wasted with this thing.
• Oversized Laptop - Now you can carry your entire workspace around with you, but only if you have the shoulders of an elephant.
• Oversized Paperclip - To hold your papers, and your sanity.