In the year 1982, I, the Designer of this very dossier, took a trip to the moon. While there, I saw the most fascinating sight: the curvature of the Earth. I was captivated by the beauty of this sight, and thus, my journey into the realm of design began. My mission was clear: create the most awkwardly-placed furniture the world has ever seen.
I have a long list of clients who appreciate my unique style, including the local DMV, the city's most notorious taxidermist, and the infamous 'I Can Do Whatever I Want' cafe. I'm proud to have made a name for myself in the world of design.