Stop Being a Bully
Are you tired of being known as the neighborhood's worst bully? Do people cower at the sight of you walking down the street? Well, you've come to the right place! Our experts at the Bully Reform Institute are here to help you work through your issues and become the best version of yourself.
We've helped many of your fellow bullies in the past, and we're confident we can do the same for you.
Our Methods:
We use a combination of unorthodox and proven techniques to help our clients overcome their bullying tendencies:
- Aggressive Yoga (tm): a unique blend of physical postures, breathing exercises, and carefully crafted insults designed to help you release your inner anger and redirect your energies towards more positive outlets.
- Tough Love: a patented method of applying the highest level of affection and empathy, tempered with the understanding that you're still a bully, but trying.
- Rebranding: because sometimes a bully just needs a new name to go with their new personality.
Our Success Stories:
We've had many success stories from our clients, including:
- Binky, the former king of the schoolyard, who now volunteers at the local animal shelter
- Rocky, the infamous bike messenger who now delivers sandwiches with a smile
- Tina, the queen of the mean streets, who now runs a charity for underprivileged children
Don't wait any longer to become the hero your neighborhood needs! Contact us today to schedule a consultation.
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