Defense Design Co.

Welcome to the world of over-the-top defenses.

Defensive Strategies | Defensive Technologies | Defensive Theories

Defenses are our game.

We design, we build, we test, we refine. Defending the world, one fortress at a time.

Our Defenses

The Great Wall of Sarcasm

Our crowning achievement, a wall so tall, so proud, so full of sass.

View the Sub-Wall

The Spiky Pit of Despair

Because who needs stairs, really?

(Note: This is the main page for Defense Designer. The subpages for Defense 2, 3, and 4 are not yet implemented, and will be created upon request.)