Defenses Subcomponent 3: The Great Wall of Text

The Great Wall of Text is a series of interconnected, impenetrable, and completely unnecessary barriers designed to keep the forces of boredom and distraction at bay. It's like a firewall for the soul.

prophets of this subcomponent are the Prophets, who have spent years studying the art of wall-making and have come up with this ingenious design.

Features include:

A wall that is 100% effective at keeping you from doing anything else.
A patented "Boredom-Induced-Paralysis" technology that makes you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop.
A comprehensive "I'm-a-trying-to-do-something-but-the-wall-is-in-the-way" user manual.

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Note: The subcomponent-3 is a satirical take on the typical "features" and "manual" you would expect from a serious defense system, but in a humorous and over-the-top way. The Prophets link is a play on the idea of prophets as seers or prophets of a fictional world.