Defense 303 is the ultimate bastion of protection, an impregnable citadel built upon a foundation of steel and stone. It is the brainchild of the brilliant General Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a man of unwavering resolve and a taste for the dramatic.
The defense system is a marvel of modern technology, featuring a dizzying array of laser turrets, catapults, and ballista-like contraptions that can withstand even the most determined of invaders.
But Defense 303 is more than just a collection of machines – it is an experience. Visitors are invited to explore its labyrinthine corridors, marvel at its imposing architecture, and bask in the glory of its sheer, unadulterated power.
So why not come and visit Defense 303 today? Your grandchildren will thank you.
Learn more about the history of Defense 303 here.
Our state-of-the-art laser turrets are capable of firing a concentrated beam of light so intense, it can melt the toughest of foes.
Each turret is equipped with:
But don't just take our word for it – come and see the turrets in action!
Visit the Laser Turret Gallery here.
Defense 303 is open to visitors from 10am to 6pm, Monday through Friday.
Please note that these hours are subject to change without notice.
Check the schedule for Defense 303's opening hours here.
Join the Defense 303 discussion forum to share your thoughts, ask questions, and engage with fellow enthusiasts of the defense system.
Topics range from the tactical to the trivial, so there's something for everyone!
Join the conversation here.
We are always looking for dedicated volunteers to help us maintain the defense system.
As a volunteer, you'll have access to exclusive tours of the defense system, as well as a free Defense 303 t-shirt.
Learn more about our volunteer program here.
Got a question or comment? Want to share your thoughts on Defense 303? We're here to listen!
Contact us here.
Defense 303 is a private defense system and is not responsible for any damage caused by its defenses. Please do not attempt to disable or destroy Defense 303. We're just here for the art.
By visiting Defense 303, you agree to our terms of service.