Welcome to the most secure, stylish, and utterly impractical defensive system the world has ever seen.
Turrets - Because who needs windows?
Moats - The ultimate in perimeter defense.
Barbed Wire - Because a little 'fun' never hurt.
Bollards - The classic, timeless choice in defense.
Barricades - Because you never know when the apocalypse might strike.
The color scheme is carefully chosen to be as obnoxiously bright as possible, because who needs subtlety in defense?
Font size and line height are set to ensure maximum readability while minimizing the risk of actual comprehension.
Border width is set to 4px, because 3px is just an invitation to fail.