Procrastination: The Art of Deadline Motivation

Why Bother With Deadlines, Anyway?

You're not really motivated, are you? That's okay, we won't judge. But let us tell you a secret: deadlines are just a social construct. A cruel, heartless, and soulless construct. But you know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Or in our case, when life gives you deadlines, make... well, make something else, because procrastination is the mother of invention, right?

Our Top 5 Excuses for Missing Deadlines

1. My Cat Ate My Homework
2. I Was Sleeping
3. My Therapist Said I Need to Focus on My Art
4. My Internet Connection Was Down
5. I Just Needed to Watch One More Video

Don't worry, we won't judge. But seriously, have you considered getting your priorities straight? Or, you know, just taking a few more hours to "get in the zone"? We have some great resources to help you with that:

• Zone In: The Art of Finding Your Inner Motivation
• Procrastination Techniques: Because Who Needs to Get Anything Done, Anyway?
• Just One More Hour: The Procrastination Paradox

😀 Procrastination is our love letter, and we're writing it in bold, black letters.