Relaxation

Warning: excessive scrolling on this page may lead to drowsiness, decreased productivity, and spontaneous napping.

You have been warned.

Here are some expertly crafted reasons to justify taking a break:

• It's been 37.5 years since you last took a break.
• Your cat is judging you, and they're not impressed.
• The air is stale, and the coffee is cold.

Don't worry, we've got the perfect solution for you:

• Siesta Time: because who needs a deadline, anyway?
• Procrastination Station: where the only deadline is the one you create for yourself.
• The Art of Napping: where the only art is the art of doing nothing.

Remember, relaxation is key to a successful career in procrastination.

Happy napping!

Stay tuned for more justifications, or just quit already.