Justifications for the Designer Ego: Subpage of Self-Indulgence

I am the best designer because:

I can make a button look like a button, but also a button that is also a button that is also a button.
I can create 17 different shades of grey, and 23 different shades of white, and 1 shade that is not white.
I have a font library that is so extensive, it has its own gravitational pull.
I can make a dropdown menu that is both functional and visually appealing, without ever having to click on the menu itself.

And that's just for starters.

You are now a part of the Designer Ego's Justification Matrix. Do not attempt to leave.