It Was the Designer's Fault

According to our team's official report, the designer's inability to meet deadlines, lack of attention to detail, and general incompetence was the root cause of the project's demise.

Specifically, the designer's use of Comic Sans, excessive use of clip-art, and insistence on using a font that's "edgy" and "futuristic" was a major contributor to the project's failure.

The team's IT department is currently investigating the designer's use of 56 unsaved versions of the project, each with its own unique blend of errors and inconsistencies.

We're currently considering offering the designer a severance package, including a complimentary copy of "The Elements of Style" and a one-way ticket to "Designer's Anonymous."

Read more about the designer's ego and its role in the project's failure

Explore the designer's font collection:ประก a gallery of all the fonts the designer insists on using