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The Art of Deflection: A Guide to Thwarting Your Enemies with Style

Deflection is an art form that's often misunderstood. It's not just about dodging attacks, it's about making a statement. It's about saying, "I'm not afraid of you, I'm just... deflected." And that's exactly what we're going to teach you today.

So, let's get started!

Principle 1: The Art of the Quick Exit

The first principle of deflection is the art of the quick exit. It's all about making a swift and stylish departure when things get too hot.

Read on for Principle 2: The Slow and Steady Or, for a more advanced course, jump straight to Principle 4: The Deflective Dodge And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Principle 5: The Deflective Duck is just a click away And, finally, for the true masters of deflection, Principle 6: The Deflective Dash awaits

Note: The principles of deflection are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a good sense of humor).

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