Welcome to the Asteroid Grunge Edition Socks, where functionality meets style, or rather, where functionality is just an afterthought and style is the only thing that matters.
We're not just any ordinary socks, no, no, no. We're socks from the future, from the depths of space, from the surface of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. You know, the usual.
Our socks are made from the finest asteroid-grade materials, carefully harvested from the surface of a dying star. Yes, it's a real thing, don't @ me.