Designer Jane's Portfolio

Welcome to my portfolio, where I'll be showcasing some of my favorite projects. I've got a flair for the dramatic, and a knack for creating things that are totally not boring.

Here's a sneak peek at some of my recent work:

Project 1: "The Overly-Complicated Toaster"
Project 2: "The Inflatable Unicorn Fountain"
Project 3: "The Disco Ball Maze"

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out my Secret Projects page, where I reveal my true masterpiece: a toaster that plays the Macarena.

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