Golden Yolk Sneaker of the Month ( Sold Out, But You Should Still Buy it Anyway )
Only 5 of these were made, and 1 of them was sold. To the CEO of the company. Who's now in therapy because of buyer's remorse.
Bubblegum Kicks Sneaker of the Year ( Sold Out, But We'll Take Your Money Anyway )
10 of these were made, but 9 of them were lost in a freak factory accident involving a lawnmower and a can of soda. Still, we'll give you the 1 that didn't get eaten by the lawnmower.
Galactic Slippers Sneaker of the Year Subpage ( Sold Out, But You Can Still Try )
Because who needs functionality in their sneakers?