**Warning: Do Not Wear in the Presence of Cats**
We're not kidding, folks. Sneaker Quantum is not just a shoe, it's a thought experiment in footwear. Its sleek, black design is only a ruse, a clever ploy to distract from the fact that it's powered by an actual miniature nuclear reactor. We're not sure what's more impressive: the fact that it can levitate your feet off the ground or the fact that it still manages to look stylish while doing it.
**Specifications:**
- Reactor-powered propulsion system
- 100% cotton, 0% compromise on style
- Colors: Black, Neon Pink, and "I'm-a-trying-to-fit-into-the-90s"
**Testimonials:**
- "I wore it to a party and it levitated me onto the dance floor, where I proceeded to levitate the whole dance floor with my gravity-defying moves." - DJ SpinningGlobe
- "It's like wearing a tiny, high-tech hoverboard, but without the hoverboard." - TechRaptor23
**Get your hands on the Sneaker Quantum today!**
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