Our system is built using an esoteric mix of quantum entanglement, fractal geometry, and the occasional prayer to a benevolent deity.
The mainframe is powered by a combination of rare earth minerals, pure chaos theory, and the occasional sacrifice of a junior engineer.
Our codebase is a mess of spaghetti, duct tape, and regret. It's held together with hope, prayers, and the occasional rewrite of the entire system.
The operating system is a custom blend of 90s Windows, Linux, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated magic.
Our network is a spiderweb of cat 5 cables, duct-taped routers, and the occasional prayer to the patron saint of network engineering.
The fiber optics are a mix of rare, exotic materials and the whispered promises of a well-placed bribe.
Technical Details II: Where Things Get Even More Complicated