Blitzenstein-3: Because who needs subtlety when you have Overengineered Widgets?
And don't even get us started on the Unnecessary Features that make this thing truly special.
Artificial Intelligence Mode: Because who needs actual intelligence when you can have code that pretends to be intelligent?
Other notable features include: Random Button Clicking and Inconvenient User Interface.
Blitzenstein-3: Where functionality meets frustration.