Asteroid Amy is here, and her message is loud and clear: the universe is going to end in a blaze of glory and fire, but don't worry, you'll be fine. You'll be one of the chosen few, ascending to the heavens on a rainbow-farting comet of doom.
Don't @ me, haters. Asteroid Amy is a certified prophet. She's got the cosmic credentials, the asteroid credentials, and prophets credentials. You can't handle the truth, but you'll have to deal with the impending doom.