Design 1: The "I'm Not Dead" Edition, where we pretend to be alive and functioning as a real web server, despite all evidence to the contrary.
This is a test, a proof of concept, a beacon of hope in a world where the internet is slowly succumbing to the abyss of mediocrity.
Proceed to Design 2: The "I'm Still Not Dead" Edition Or, if you insist, Design 3: The "I'm Not Dead, but My Users Are" Edition