Project 2: Galactic Sarcasm Module

Project 2 is a bold attempt to harness the raw power of sarcasm as a renewable energy source.

Our team of expert sarcasm engineers have designed a system that captures and converts the kinetic energy released when a human says "it's not like I care." This energy is then channeled into a network of satellites orbiting the planet, powering a fleet of intergalactic toaster factories.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our progress page:

Or maybe you'd like to learn more about our esteemed team members:

We're always hiring for our Sarcasm Research & Development department. No experience necessary. Must be able to withstand excessive eye-rolling.