It's a real thing, we swear! A fear so strong, it'll keep you up at night, staring at the ceiling, questioning the very fabric of space and time.
Quadraphobia is a fear of having to draw quadrilaterals. It's a fear so real, it's almost as if you're trapped in a never-ending loop of right angles and 90-degree lines.
But don't worry, we're here to help you overcome your fears. With our expert team of therapists and support groups, you'll be drawing like a pro in no time!
Dr. Jane Doe, our resident expert on all things quadrilateral. With years of experience in the field, she's helped countless individuals overcome their fears and find peace with geometry.
Dr. Doe is available for consultation, but be warned: she's a stickler for proper angle measurement.