Desperate Derelicts of Despair FAQ

Q: What is a Desperate Derelict of Despair?

A: It's like a dumpster fire, but with a hint of existential dread.

Q: How do I become a Desperate Derelict of Despair?

A: It's a long and arduous process involving years of self-doubt, poor life choices, and a healthy dose of despair.

Q: Can I become a Desperate Derelict of Despair without actually being a derelict?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. We're a union shop around here.

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