Barnaby McSnively was once a respected member of society, but after a series of unmitigated disasters, he found himself at the bottom of the social ladder.
His descent into madness began with the great Burrito Incident, where his attempt to create the world's largest burrito resulted in a 7-alarm fire and a lawsuit from the local taco shop.
Things only got worse from there. He tried to fly a chicken to work, but it attacked him with its beak. He invented a debt-repayment system using dodgeball, but it just ended up getting him evicted from his apartment.
Today, Barnaby McSnively lives in a cardboard box, subsisting on ramen noodles and regret.
But don't worry, folks. He's working on it. Read all about it here.