Subpage 13: "I've Run Out of Cigarettes"

You've been stuck on these streets for days, weeks, months... who knows? Time loses all meaning when you're a desperate derelict. You've got a pack of 2 cigarettes left, and they're not even the good ones. You're down to the ones your friend "Bob" gave you when you were "between places" in 2017.

You've got a few options:

• Visit the local "I'll-never-pay-for-a-cigarette-again" thrift store for some questionable deals on last season's models
• Beg for change from a sympathetic passerby, but let's be real, nobody's got time for that
• Try to sneak into the nearby "No-Questions-Asked" laundromat, but watch out for the security guard with a grudge against vagrants