In the depths of the Desperate Delights of Despair, a land of twisted wonder, the once-thriving tourist industry is in shambles.
A one-time lucrative trade in despair tourism has dwindled to a mere trickle, with the local economy in a state of free-falling collapse.
Read on for the thrilling tale of the Despairian Dollar's precipitous decline.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the hidden ruins of the Despairian Riviera.
But be warned, dear reader: the Desperate Delights of Despair are a treacherous place, where the very fabric of reality is woven with despair.