Cookies of Dooms

Warning: The cookies here may be hazardous to your health. Puns may be infinite.

• Chocolate Apocalypse – A cookie that's so rich, it'll bring about the end of the world
• Sugarcoma – A cookie that's so sweet, it'll give you a cavity in your soul
• Cookiezilla – A cookie that's so big, it'll stomp on your diet

Or maybe just have a Cheesecake of Doom – it's not really a cookie, but it'll get you there