Welcome to Tartan Splatter, where our patterns are as confusing as our design sense!

Here's a brief history of our glorious mess:

It all started with a simple idea: what if we took a traditional tartan pattern, and then just... added more stuff to it? And more stuff! And MORE STUFF! And now we're here, drowning in a sea of confusion.

You can explore our overloaded overload subpage for more of our, shall we say, 'sophisticated' design choices.

Or, you know, just go to our overly-overwrought subpage, if you're feeling particularly adventurous.