Ancient Sock Temple

prophets of the Sock Oracle have foreseen a great calamity: the Sock Drawer of Balance shall soon be breached, and the world shall be plunged into a darkness of Missing Socks!

Seek the wisdom of the Great Sock Sage, who hath spent eons mastering the ancient art of Sock-Fu.

• The Great Sock Sage
• The Ancient One (Sock Whisperer)

But wait! The Sock Oracle hath foreseen a second calamity: the impending arrival of Sock Ninjas, bent on stealing all the world's socks!