You are a member of the Galactic Smash Club, an elite group of intergalactic wreckers. Your mission is to travel through the cosmos, seeking out planets to SMASH. Yes, you read that right. SMASH. Your ship, the Astral Smasher, is equipped with the latest in SMASH technology. You have been briefed on the following target:
Planet Zorgon-6, a small, defenseless rock in the outer rim of the galaxy. Intel suggests the planet's inhabitants are a peaceful, if somewhat annoyingly cheerful, species.