Planet Nuke Farm: Our Story

Founded by Balthazar McSnively in the year 3050, the Planet Nuke Farm has been the premier destination for intergalactic destruction enthusiasts. Our farm is home to the rarest, most sought-after species of explosive fungi, guaranteed to blow your mind (and possibly your planet).

Meet our team:

Grizzled old-timer, Grizelda McSnively (Balthazar's sister)
Young whiz kid, Zephyr McSnively (Balthazar's kid)
Chief Explosive Specialist, Zorvath "The Demolisher" (Balthazar's business partner)

Our Farm: A Nuke-tastic Paradise

Our farm covers 10,000 acres of prime destruction real estate, featuring:

The infamous "Big Boom" mushroom, guaranteed to level a planet in under 5 seconds
The "Nuke-n-nest", a cozy little cave for the discerning destruction enthusiast
The "Destruction-a-palooza" field, where our expert farmers will teach you the ways of the bomb

Read about our Explosive Future Plan a visit to our farm today! Contact us for more info!