Ministry of Deterrence
Welcome to the Ministry of Deterrence, where the government's most creative and utterly useless initiatives come to life.
We're not just a ministry, we're a full-fledged bureaucracy, complete with:
- Red tape
- Bureaucratic hurdles
- Interminable meetings
Our current initiatives include:
- The Overly Complimenting Program, where our team of highly trained complimenters provide unwaveringly positive feedback to our citizens.
- The Counter-Intuitive Logic Initiative, where we pay experts to think of ways to do things the opposite way.
- The Inefficient Programs Department, because who needs productivity, anyway?
We're proud to be the most inefficient government agency in the country. Visit us today and see the art of doing nothing in action!