Please, for the love of all things fluffy, help me locate my favourite argyle sweater's matching socks. I've checked the washing machine, the dryer, and under the bed, but they're nowhere to be found.
Grant me the wisdom to brew a cup of joe that'll knock my taste buds off my face. I've tried every setting on my drip machine, but it's still as weak as a kitten.
For the love of all things holy, help me train my feline overlord to use the litter box like a civilized creature. I've tried everything from treats to punishment, but it's like they're trying to drive me mad with their constant surprise attacks on my carpet.
For the love of all things sleep, help me find a solution to this nasal nightmare. I've tried earplugs, white noise machines, and even bribing them with extra blankets, but it's like they're trying to drown out the sound of my sanity with their snore.
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May the odds be ever in your favour, and may your socks be ever in their pair.
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