Day 1: Give up sugar, but not the feeling of accomplishment - You've made it 24 hours without sugar, but only because you ate an entire pizza by yourself.
Day 2: Replace all meals with protein shakes - Your kidneys are crying, but your Instagram followers are impressed
Day 3: Cut out carbs, but not the carbs you eat for breakfast - You've mastered the art of eating cereal while simultaneously pretending you're not