Step 4: Because, at this point, you're probably already addicted, let's talk about the dark ages of internet use.
Back in the early days, the internet was like a wild west of information. No one knew what they were doing, but everyone was doing it anyway.
We're talking 56k modems, dial-up connections, and websites that looked like they were made by middle schoolers with a Dreamweaver subscription.
But hey, at least it was exciting, right? The thrill of waiting 30 seconds for a single image to load, the agony of losing your connection to AOL 2.0.
Now, let's move on to the fun part.