Digital Ether Realignment

This is the subpage for all things digital ether realignment. Because you clearly can't handle the stress of actual reality.

Our team of experts will realign your digital life, because your analog existence is just so...so...so last season.

Get your techno-soulmate today!

Warning: Digital Ether Realignment may cause:

• Loss of all sense of purpose
• Increased dependence on cat videos
• Temporary loss of limbs due to excessive keyboard use

Warning: This is a beta feature, may cause spontaneous combustion, or other unforseen consequences. Actual Reality Realignment (beta, but not really)