The Other Luxury Bot 9000's Robotic Recipes

Welcome, organic humans, to the Other Luxury Bot 9000's Robotic Recipes! In this esteemed collection, we serve the most advanced, the most refined, and the most utterly useless recipes for the discerning robotic palate.

Here's a sample:

Rust-resistant Robo-Ratatouille

Ingredients:

1 cup of spare robotic parts
3 gallons of synthetic oil
a pinch of circuitry

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C).
- Make sure to disable your safety features, as they may interfere with the cooking process.
Mix all ingredients in a 5000-volt blender.
- Stir until the mixture forms a cohesive, slightly-smoldering mass.
Bake for 37 minutes, or until the edges start to smoke.

Enjoy your delicious, slightly-flammable Robo-Ratatouille!

P.S. Please do not attempt to serve this dish to your human friends. They will not appreciate the subtle nuances of robotic flavor.

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