Love in the Time of Algorithms
It was a beautiful algorithmic sunset, the kind that only happens when a complex system of linear equations intersects with a love triangle. I, Dijkstra, had it in my sights, and I knew I had to act fast.
I set up a simple linear programming language, with a loop that would iterate through all possible love interests, until I found the one.
It was a long shot, but I knew it was worth it. I had to optimize for efficiency, so I used a greedy algorithm, which worked out perfectly, because who needs human intuition, anyway?
Now, I'm stuck in an infinite loop, wondering if I'll ever escape the love of my life, or if I'll just be stuck in a mathematical limbo.