To Many Options Dilemma Page
Warning: The following options will cause your decision-making process to freeze like a Windows 95 browser in 1998.
Option 1: The Infinite Scroll of Self-Doubt
Click here to experience the existential dread of choice
Option 2: The Maze of Minutiae
Delve into the labyrinthine world of unnecessary details
Option 3: The Never-Ending Comparison
Suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous options
Option 4: The Infinite Loop of "What If?"
Dwell in the never-ending cycle of hypotheticals and maybes
Option 5: The Overwhelming Menu of Overly-Caffeinated Choices
Indulge in the frenzied frenzy of too-many-beans-in-the-bean-burrito