To Many Options Dilemma Page

Warning: The following options will cause your decision-making process to freeze like a Windows 95 browser in 1998.

Option 1: The Infinite Scroll of Self-Doubt

Click here to experience the existential dread of choice

Option 2: The Maze of Minutiae

Delve into the labyrinthine world of unnecessary details

Option 3: The Never-Ending Comparison

Suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous options

Option 4: The Infinite Loop of "What If?"

Dwell in the never-ending cycle of hypotheticals and maybes

Option 5: The Overwhelming Menu of Overly-Caffeinated Choices

Indulge in the frenzied frenzy of too-many-beans-in-the-bean-burrito