Welcome to Dill-ogic, where logic is a joke and the punchline is always "it's not logic, it's just me, being silly with you."
A basic introduction to the art of not making sense.
Where you'll learn to make your arguments sound like a bad joke, but with more words.
A course for experts in illogic, where you'll learn to weave complex tapestries of confusion and bewilderment.
Or, you know, just browse around and see where the absurdity takes you...