Brad the Bruiser
Lisa the LurkerWe've got deals for dimensions that are so bad, they're good. Come for the temporal paradoxes, stay for the existential dread.
Our traders are expertly trained in the art of dimensional manipulation. They'll trade you a rock for a slightly-less-rock that's only 1% less rock.
But be warned: our traders are not responsible for the consequences of your purchases. You've been warned.
Want to see our Interdimensional Insurance rates? Or maybe our Dimensional Disclaimers page? We've got those too!
Trading with Dimensionally Frustrated Traders is a serious business. Don't come crying to us when you wake up in a parallel universe with a bad haircut.