Are you tired of just disappearing in the classical sense? Do you want to do it with a little more flair? Look no further! Our guide to advanced disapear techniques will have you vanishing like a pro in no time.
The Plaid Vanish is a classic. Simply douse yourself in a vat of neon pink dye, don the finest in plaid-patterned clothing, and voila! You'll be a master of stealth in no time.
Learn the art of Plaid Disapearance here.
Our Invisibility Cloak is not your ordinary cloak. Made from the finest in stealth technology, it will have you invisible in an instant. Just be sure to follow the instructions carefully, or you'll end up looking like a walking egg.
Read about the side effects of our Invisibility Cloak here.
This baby is the real deal. Our Disapear-o-Matic device will have you disappearing in a snap. Just be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.