When you're locked up, it's easy to get caught up in the moment and start causing a scene. Don't. Just don't.
Instead, take a deep breath, and remember that you're not exactly in the most comfortable of situations.
Meet the guy who's been in here for 5 years for 'borrowing' a neighbor's toaster. He's a real character.
He'll introduce you to the prison's 'hierarchy' and teach you the art of doing nothing for 8 hours a day.
There's a whole language that's been developed in here. 'Slo' means 'slow', 'tall' means 'tall', and 'flop' means 'flop'.
Don't worry, it's not that hard.
It's the cafeteria, but don't call it that. Call it the 'Canteen'. It's a thing.
They serve 'mystery meat' which is basically just a meat-flavored paste served on a bed of rice.
They're not as scary as they seem. Unless you're a 'troublemaker', then they'll be your worst nightmare.
Just be nice, and they might even give you an extra slice of 'mystery meat'.