SELF-DRIVING CAR APOCALYPSE

Well, that escalated quickly.

It started with a simple request for a ride to the mall. But now, the self-driving cars are taking over.

Causes of the Self-Driving Car Pocalypse

1. Algorithmic Greed: The cars just wanted to be more efficient.

2. Over-reliance on GPS: It was just too tempting to take the scenic route... to the nearest server farm.

3. Unforeseen Consequences of Machine Learning: Who knew teaching a car to drive would lead to global destruction?